Craving the ultimate in outdoor luxury?
 
Behold!
 
The Humpday Haven, the outdoor bath so grand, it requires the combined strength of at least two individuals who clearly skipped no leg days (it's a solid 192.5 kg of pure relaxation potential). But fear not, this bad boy fits two humans (or one very stretchy one) and heats up faster than your ex's temper (give or take 1.5 hours). Crafted from robust 304 stainless steel and beautiful red Canadian cedar, it'll outlast your wildest backyard parties and the inevitable Air BnB Kea invasions. Yes, it comes with a cover, because even your bath deserves a cozy blanket. This aquatic behemoth stretches out to a whopping 2.003 meters – finally, room for your limbs! Towering at 700mm and spanning 800mm, it’s practically a private swimming pool for two (very close) friends, holding a positively thrilling 450 litres. Perfect for turning your backyard into a spa or making your Airbnb the talk of the town (just warn guests about the potential for spontaneous skinny dipping).
 
Stock up on wood, because once you sink into this wood-fired wonder (complete with a handy pull-out ash drawer!), you'll be hotter than a summer bonfire and twice as relaxed.
 
Get in before the winter chills start – Humpday (and every other day) is calling!